P.T. interviews Mean Emcee by PT-Piranha, literature
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P.T. interviews Mean Emcee
Lemmy: P.T.! You shall interview, or I’ll toss you into the Hillbilly Pit!
(The camera zooms to the other side of the room. There’s a hole in the ground with hillbilly noises coming out. There’s also a sign next to it that says “Hillbilly Pit”.)
P.T.: NOOOOO!!!
Lemmy: The Interview thingy says that you’ll interview… Mean Emcee? Oh well.
Soon…
P.T.: Welcome! I’m only interviewing to avoid a certain torture…
(The camera goes back to the Hillbilly Pit for a few seconds.)
P.T.: Anyway, the interviewee that I’m interviewing against my will is Mean Emcee!
(A cup is onstage
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